A real pitcher pitches in all weather and doesn't complain about the conditions

I say that on days when it's windy that Brett pitch since he has a relationship with the ball that only a man like Brett can have. when Paul pitches on windy days, you clearly see the ball move from left to right until an imaginary squirrel Knicks the ball at the last second to just barely miss the mat. ON days when it's calm like a cool summer breeze, let Gazelle pitch since he a romantic way with the ball and his summer breeze antics.

In addition to coming over to my house after the game this Thursday night, I will be supplying some steaks for all and plenty of beverages. I am contemplating making this a weekly ritual where I treat the team to a full spread dinner. If we win the game, I may even invite the losing team. Yes, it's expensive, but this is how I show my love.

I would like to apologize to Brett and all others I may have offended with my previous post. I have been struggling with my immaturity and lack of creativity for years and thus I compensate through sarcasm and downright mean comments. I also have other issues I will discuss in later posts. To make up for my transgressions I would like to invite the team over to my house after the game this Thursday. Please accept my heartfelt apology.

Checking out the career stats, I see that Brett has K'd 7 times and Rob has K'd 6 times. However, Rob has half as many at bats. Look for this drama to develop as the season moves forward. I look to see the lead change on all time K's a couple times before all's said and done.

I am a total scrub.  How did I even get on base.  Especially with as slow as I am.

I'm surprised you guys won without me. Pedro

How did Rob get 3 votes for most likely to be MVP? Clearly he's voting for himself.

I know the rain has dampened the games a little by why has is been so quiet on here?